This is a story of Suzumiya Haruhi, who upon enrollment at school announced, “I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, beings from the future, or super-humans, come see me. That is all!”

Naturally, any normal person would think “What the…?” but Haruhi is dead serious. Things get crazy when everyone realizes just how serious she is about it all and establishes the “SOS Dan”.